Greetings. I am back from my latest trip. A very strange  journey that makes Alice's trip through the looking glass, look like a cruise through It's A Small World. I saw things even stranger than the stuff in Brad's storeroom. For instance, I was in a place called The Land Of Checkers Industrial Safety, and I saw 2 Guard Dogs at the gate that looked amazingly like a protective cable troughs.

One was black and orange, and one was all black. Both of them talked and said in unison, "Take us home? What do you say?" Well the first thing I said was, "Hot damn, a talking dog!" Letterman here I come! So I took them, only on the way home they multiplied 5 fold so that when I finally emerged from the tree trunk I had ten of the mutants trailing me. Not only that, but four of the creatures had sprouted bright orange hair that looked incredibly like end caps. No more peanutbutter and porkchop sandwiches before bed for me. So if you too have tripped a time or two, too many, let us know.

PS: The white ones that mother gives you? They don't do anything at all.

Questions should be written on the back of playing cards and addressed to the Mad Hatter.

Congrats Angels.

Tags: Checkers Industrial Safety, guard dogs